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Lady Macbeth: Ok, ok, ok, ok

This is about my least favorite man who made me the queen, But he didn’t know that I wasn’t too keen, He was sneaky and quick he got the deed done fast, But little did he know that it would not last. Now listen Macbeth, Macbeth listen to me, You fled like a bird; you scared of a bee? You coward, you liar I thought you’d loved me forever You thoughts are cruel and you’re just a beheader But now I’m gone, I’m going, I’m going far away I’ve made my mark as queen I’m not here to stay.

QUEEN OUT!!!

Lord Macbeth: My turn!

I want to hear you listen to this crazy story, About this mental man who’d do anything for glory, I’m the only man who knows what happened that night, So, you better listen carefully, it will give you a fright, He was cool and handsome and had an awesome wife, But he’s not scared of some little murder in life, He’s king, he’s cool, he’s a big success, Yeah, you heard me right he’s the best of the best, So, if you’ve got a complaint about any of that, Then be ready to have your cat be killed on that mat.

MIC DROP *BOOM*