Somerhill Review 2023/24

THE SOMERHILL REVIEW 2023/24

Year 3

Truth About Trolls by Zac Eshun Lots of people think that trolls terrify everyone that comes their way. However, this is not true. I am going to tell you the truth about trolls. What do trolls look like? Amazingly, most trolls have sharp yellow teeth, orange sparkly eyes as bright as the sun and a bushy scraggly tail. Occasionally, some trolls will choose to wear dark brown shorts and a light green top. In addition to that, if available as a choice, they would put on a vibrant blue jacket. Furthermore, they would buy green and purple shoes. Where do trolls live? Many trolls live in deep, dark caves, underwater volcanoes and grassy meadows.Trolls who live in a cave like to eat more food. In addition, trolls like to live in round houses. Also, they live in Trolls eat slimy seals, crunchy crabs and slippery snakes.Trolls who eat wriggly rat stew, like playing outside. Sometimes they would munch on cockroach cakes. Also they would like juicy snail shells. Did you know? Trolls who eat mini maggot rolls have darker skin than others. Lots of trolls actually live in the jungle. 5% of trolls live for over 40 years! 25% of trolls live for over 60 years! underground holes. What do trolls eat?

My Noisy Bedroom, an Onomatopoeic Poem by Henry Hyseni Ding dong goes the clock alarmingly Scuttle, scuttle goes the pencil pot annoyingly. Crash, bang! I am loudly awoken as my Lego hits the floor! Clang goes my bed as I (naughtily) jump on it excitedly. Bang, thud, I scream as my head hits the wall!

My Bedroom’s Full of Noises by Grace Buckley-Mills Doors slamming atrociously,

Medals clattering loudly, Pens squeaking irritably, Books fluttering frantically, Curtains swishing gently, Beds creaking madly, Windows bashing quickly, Drawers thudding wildly.

Neverland by Cordelia Hoffman

Blue Tit by Oliver Chesterton A Blue Tit, A small, little gentleman?

The crystal clear waterfall rushed quickly down the mountain into the lagoon, the mysterious pirate ship shook violently and sparkling mermaids sang tunefully on the black, ragged rocks.The sparkling rainbow shone bright colours across the blue sky. Fluffy clouds floated lazily in the sky. Rocky mountains as tall as one hundred giraffes stacked on top of each other, reached up and touched the sky.The sea, as blue as the sky, led into a beautiful lake which glistened in the sun. Pretty flowers lined every single bit of land.

Behaviour…mmm…not so much! Perches on the thinnest and highest branches. CRASH! A branch comes down. The Blue Tit manages to escape. I’m a Happy Dude by Margot Berkeley I’m happy like a tiger, Eating strawberry ice cream.

This is the truth about trolls. Professor Zac - Troll Master

I’m glad like a tiger, Jumping up a tree. I’m innocent like a tiger, Drinking cool water. I’m jolly like a tiger, Watching TV Kids.

Frog by Finn Enefer

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